Hey I've got at least like, two or three more years before I have to get a real job. And I plan on getting one that'll pay in more than crappy "benefits".
oooooohhhh so youre 6!!! that makes so much sense with your style of clothing uhm if you bring an umbrella youre fine. who the hell are you going to beach with
Okay so yeah the dirt sucks too but it's easier to walk through that.
I mean unless it's rained and it's muddy. Whatever.
Skirt and bike shorts. Easier for long walks. I mean, long pants would be a better idea with all the tall grass around here, but come on, you don't hide legs like this.
I must've missed the elective that taught how to slap together a scammy business on a shoestring budget. I think I'll live without learning how to con tourists out of their spare change though.
puh-leeeaaze how many interviews have you been on? 0? thats what i thought theyll see the long list and be so impressed they shove you through to your OWN cubby hole
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in blood and glory and honor? yesBedtime but will continue
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more like we put out a loan on bloodno subject
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a METAPHORICAL kind!!!!!!!!
sort of
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You need a real job.
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yeah you turn your fuzzy little tail of tales elsewhere
you just don't understand business and real jobs
I DO HAVE A REAL JOB
my resume is extensive
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what could be a better benefit than world domination, glory, fame and cash
eventually....
what do you want to even be, anyway
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But if you really have to ask, I guess I'll probably be a
like
a
travel guide maybe?
[Yeah no she hasn't put any thought into this okay.]
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THE GLORY OF TEAM ROCKET TRANSCENDS DIGNITY!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA youre young
so a beach bum basically
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And... you're only like 5 years older than me. And uh, I'll take your word on the dignity thing.
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city bum then
but the beach is so wonderful! so luxurious! so hot
arent you like 5 though~
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And the beach sucks! You just get sand everywhere and there's nowhere to get out of the sun! At least the woods have trees.
[Casually dodging the job discussion, super slick]
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oooooohhhh so youre 6!!! that makes so much sense with your style of clothinguhm if you bring an umbrella youre fine. who the hell are you going to beach with
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And I only go to the beach if I have to to get somewhere else. It's a dumb place.
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ehhhhh
is it a skort
is it just a tennis skirt thats pantsy?? just what is it
so you love the forest and dirt and all that
Turns out I was wrong it's just a skirt but there's like two pictures that show her below the waist
I mean unless it's rained and it's muddy. Whatever.
Skirt and bike shorts. Easier for long walks. I mean, long pants would be a better idea with all the tall grass around here, but come on, you don't hide legs like this.
its still v cute AND FASHIONABLE
theres nothing luxurious about sleeping outside trust me
and also bug pokemon
tall boots are amazing too, real sexy AND good for walking
Agreed
And I don't know, I don't really pull off sexy boots too well. I'm more of a sneakers girl. But yeah, I guess they're better for mountain walking.
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youre telling me. it freaking sucks, robots be damned
tents just dont cut it either
what about ankle boots? those are super cute with a good pair of jeans or even tights
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And I guess ankle boots might be cute. I'll have to look into those.
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you learn all kinds of things on the go. its better than community college!
you really should! theyre rugged enough for a rugged twerp like you
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So you prefer the rough and tumble type huh?
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obviously youre not taking the right classes
i never said that either!!!! some manners and class and definitely money helps too
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Ugh, so you're the superficial type. That's awful shallow of you, you know.
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crapping outside doesnt count in the least
theres nothing superficial about muscles or money
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And I have sick leg muscles man, I hike all the time.
Money not so much but hey nobody's perfect.
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what kind of classes again besides tent arrangement
ive been in and out of school, you could say
then there ya go~
money WOULD be perfect is what i'm saying
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Well, if you ever find any you be sure to let your home girl know. We could all do with a little more perfection.
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nothing for traveling? business? see thats what team rockets about
you know aside from world domination
well youre still a brat
but i suppose someone has to help you out
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Yeah. There we go. Yay teamwork.
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your loss! your resume can only be so dense
yay teamwork indeed
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puh-leeeaaze how many interviews have you been on? 0? thats what i thoughttheyll see the long list and be so impressed they shove you through to your OWN cubby hole
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suit yourself!! still your lossFact; i also have a Hex Maniac account
ive always found her trainer class real compelling
HEYSOMETIMES WE WIN
I particularly like that she's secretly a fit beefcake
YEAAAAAH!! WHAT A PERFECT BEAN
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What, like the one time or whatever it was? Did that even count?
oh my gosh ShES ADORABLE
IT COUNTS AND LIVES ON IN OUR MEMORY 20 yearsand its forever in my heart
She's a fun spooky dork
wait 20 years
how old are you again
those are the best
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If it's any consolation you don't look a day over 24.
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thanks that means a lot< twerp