its like a Jewel song but no one remembers who that is

[brokeassgoing]

Who: The Shrieking Shits brokeassgoing and Bark at the Poon reachingfangs
Where: the stinkiest car known to man is that a stain of mayonnaise or something worse on the seat
When: now


]Whose bright idea was this trip? You know how they say it isn't the destination, its the journey? And then when they (whoever the fuck those bozos are) switch it up and say its the destination that counts? They obviously didn't think of the modern road trips between families, friends, and whatever the fuck Badou and Renji are.]

Change it. If I gotta listen to one more crooning song about drinking and beating off with guitar strings cause their wife left 'em I'm gonna shart, right here. Right now.

[its only been a few hours and its off to a wonderful start.]

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[reachingfangs]

[ Renji has his head partly stuck out the window, not because of his obvious canine character associations but because he would probably die if he had to suffer the filth of this Febreeze-forsaken car for one more hour. He really should have taken it as a bad sign when he saw that even that omnipresent scented leaf thing that hangs on the rearview looked moldy. ]

Even if you did it couldn't make this car smell any fucking worse.

[ Still he deigns to turn the dial to some other random station because he's kind of sick of it himself. Is the pop top 40 any better because that's what's pouring through the speakers now. ]